The Canadian government bond market is unlikely to return to the record outperformance against U.S. bonds seen in February, as investors are now betting the trade war will slow the U.S. economy as well as hurt Canada's growth.

Obviously this is a somewhat ludicrous (albeit delicious) plan for responding to Donald Trump’s entirely ludicrous plan for annexing Canada as the 51st state. But what else to do? Many things Trump is doing pose a more immediate danger to the world than his delusions about taking over Canada: shutting down HIV and malaria treatments,

Canada has become a key target for Trump in his second-term push to reshape global trade and challenge what he calls “unfair practices” by US trade partners.